When setting out to hunt a walrus of the plains
one first starts with camouflage so to better hide.
A bow and arrow work best, hand crafted or how ever obtained
then, disguised you sneak up on their left side
Care should be taken to avoid the tusks
for a terrible wound would ruin your hunt.
To stalk a plain’s walrus go out just about dusk
and listen for the distinctive snuffle and grunt.
Then get close to it by cautiously sneaking
Walk nice and slow, be sure to keep you disguise in place
you must hold perfectly still when the walrus is peeking
also, you should be ready to run if that’s the case
When it is all just right, take your shot
aiming just behind the left tusk
it’s the plains walrus’s only soft spot.
